May the Fourth!
We have finally made it to this joyous day once again! A day when we celebrate the awesomeness that is STAR WARS! Star wars is not just a few science fiction films, Star Wars is a way of life, I personally still try to move objects with the force every now and again (Something that aggravates my wife to now end when she asks me to pass the salt). And while I consider myself to be one of the biggest Star Wars fans, there is still something missing every time I watch. However, this year I finally figured it out! The one thing that is missing from these films are a couple of beautiful PVC decks.
Now I know this may come as a surprise to many of you, but before you call me a half-witted, nerf herder for implying that the Star Wars films are not perfect, I have two things to say to you- Please hear my reasoning, and if you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
How Decks would benefit the Star Wars Films
Remember this scene?
It’s the part of the film where Luke Skywalker goes to think. He walks out of his house over to a mound of sand and stares off at a beautiful sunset. What could make this better? Well imagine if he was standing on a PVC deck cooking burgers. Imagine how much better this scene would look- Luke, the last remaining Jedi, defender of the light side of the force and defeater of evil, but hey he’s also a relatable guy cooking some burgers zoning out at a beautiful sunset. This would make the hero of our story that much more relatable and likeable. The audience would say, “you know, I cook burgers too, maybe I can go out and do something great just like Luke Skywalker”.
The thing to keep in mind however is the copious amounts of sand on that planet. Wood would deteriorate way to quickly, only a PVC deck would be able to stand up to those harsh conditions. To keep the deck looking clean so that Luke doesn’t look like a slob, they would have to use products like these. These products will destroy grime and dirt faster than the Deathstar destroyed Yavin. (too soon?) And if you are fearful of trying a new deck cleaner, just remember, “Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” – Yoda
Another scene that really grinds my gears is when the rebel alliance teams up with these guys:
Remember them? You know what is really unbelievable? Not the fact that the Galactic Empire could be brought down by two foot tall fur balls, but that they invested in an entire village up in the trees and did not have any cleaning products for their decks. First they should have invested in PVC decks for the peace of mind that their decks would last longer. Second the deck was in great need of cleaning, I could barely get through the scenes without completely loosing my mind over the state of their decks. These services would have greatly helped them.
Those reasons above are why I believe PVC decks and deck cleaners would greatly help those films. Feel free to contact us if you have any questions regarding PVC decks and deck cleaners.
